Ye Holy handgrenade
legendary item
When Ye Old handgrenade comes into play following rule comes in effect: 'indestructible rule doesnt count in the game' destroy permament with indestructible rule in play. When the permanent is in graveyard ,exile Ye Old Handgrenade


"yikes"'

Chant of The Ye Old Grenade
Instant
look in your library for ye Holy Handgrenade, return ye old handgrenade in your hand, shuffle your library.Say 'Humm old holy handgrenade'...when not saying it exile 3 permaments you control



'gotcha'

found what is lost
sorcery
Return all cards exiled to your library, shuffle llibrary, exile that amount of items you have returned

'My precious'

Mummy Cápac_

Legendary creature - Inca mummy

Other mummy's you control get +1/+2

Other inca's you control get +2/+1

If Mummy Cápac attacks put an 1/1 black white
mummy inca creature token into play.

What??? year 2011 ??

4/4

Soldier of Misfortune
creature - soldier
Soldier of Misfortune is white and has vigilance.
If you have no artifact cards in your opening hand and Soldier of Misfortune is in your deck, you may put your hand on the bottom of your library in any order and draw 7 cards. Then shuffle your library.
Use this ability only if you have 1/5 or more artifact cards in your deck.
0/0
All roads lead away from the mark...

Fumbleduck
creature - bird
Fumbleduck is blue and has flying.
If you have less than 2 land cards in your opening hand and Fumbleduck is in your deck, you may put your hand on the bottom of your library in any order and draw 7 cards. Then shuffle your library.
Use this ability only if you have 1/3 or more land cards in your deck.
0/0
I am not bad, just unlucky...

Eyeless Mummy
creature - zombie
Eyeless Mummy is black and has fear.
If you have no creature cards in your opening hand and Eyeless Mummy is in your deck, you may put your hand on the bottom of your library in any order and draw 7 cards. Then shuffle your library.
Use this ability only if you have 1/5 or more creature cards in your deck.
0/0
I see, I see, what noone sees...

Mons's Goblin Juvenile
creature - goblin
Mons's Goblin Juvenile is red and has haste.
If you have no instant cards in your opening hand and Mons's Goblin Juvenile is in your deck, you may put your hand on the bottom of your library in any order and draw 7 cards. Then shuffle your library.
Use this ability only if you have 1/5 or more instant cards in your deck.
0/0
When it rains, it poors...

Tamed Orchid
creature - plant
Tamed Orchid is green and has reach.
If you have no enchantment cards in your opening hand and Tamed Orchid is in your deck, you may put your hand on the bottom of your library in any order and draw 7 cards. Then shuffle your library.
Use this ability only if you have 1/5 or more enchantment cards in your deck.
0/0
You took my spot...

Fizzle much??

Potion of Healing
instant - potion
Prevent the next 2 damage to target creature.
Mix: You may cast Potion of Healing simultaneously with another potion to cast a mixed potion instead that replaces both on the stack. If you do, draw a card. The mixed potion must exist as a legal potion card with casting costs equal to the combined casting costs of the original potions.

Potion of Magic
instant - potion
Untap target creature.
Mix: You may cast Potion of Mana simultaneously with another potion to cast a mixed potion instead that replaces both on the stack. If you do, draw a card. The mixed potion must exist as a legal potion card with casting costs equal to the combined casting costs of the original potions.

Potion of Vigil
instant - potion
Target creature gains 0/+2, flying and vigilance until end of turn.
Mix: You may cast Potion of Vigil simultaneously with another potion to cast a mixed potion instead that replaces both on the stack. If you do, draw a card. The mixed potion must exist as a legal potion card with casting costs equal to the combined casting costs of the original potions.

Potion of Bones
instant - potion
Target creature gains persist until end of turn.
Mix: You may cast Potion of Bones simultaneously with another potion to cast a mixed potion instead that replaces both on the stack. If you do, draw a card. The mixed potion must exist as a legal potion card with casting costs equal to the combined casting costs of the original potions.

Potion of Luck
instant - potion
Until end of turn, if a non-token creature dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Mix: You may cast Potion of Luck simultaneously with another potion to cast a mixed potion instead that replaces both on the stack. If you do, draw a card. The mixed potion must exist as a legal potion card with casting costs equal to the combined casting costs of the original potions.

No Rest for the Whizkid

Instant

Untap target Wizard. Untapped Wizard must use it's ability this turn again.
If you can't pay this ability or it has no ability, Wizard attacks this turn, or it is sacrificed.

I need those reports first thing in the morning!

No Rest for the zombiekid
instant
untap target zombie,all other zombies gain regenerate ,you may sacrifice untapped target zombie at the end of turn, if you do return no rest to the zombiekid to your hand (target zombie doesnt have regen)

'braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains'

No rest for the Goblinkid
Instant
Untap target goblin, sacrifice goblin at the end of turn, no rest for goblinkind does x damage equal to the number of goblins in the graveyard. If the amount _ 5 damage return no rest for the goblinkid to your hand

'where do you need a goblin this time of day ?

No rest for the soldierkid
instant
untap target soldier,target soldier gains +2/+2 + lifelink+ protection of all colors , soldier must attack when able, sacrifice soldier at the end

'Yes sir, at your service'

Urza's Collosusal Powerplant {x}
artifact
when powerplant comes into play untap x lands

1: put a powerplant counter on a land
2: remove a powerplant counter to put 3 colorless mana in your manapool

X is the amount of lands in play

'here is the new improved urzator'

Wickerman
Artifact
, sacrifice a Human: put an idol counter on all creatures you control. (During your main phase, if you have any creatures with idol counters, you may declare a second combat phase. If you do, then during the declare attackers step, you may remove an idol counter from any number of creatures to untap them and declare them as attacker.)
The piper at the gates of dawn is calling you his way.

Voice of Nad
Sorcery
Redistribute up to 3 idol counters on creatures you control. The new targets must be legal.
The dancing left something to be desired.

Buzzer
Instant
Buzzer deals 1 damage to target creature or player. You may remove an idol counter from a creature you control to deal 4 damage to target creature instead.
That was pure entertainment.

Spikes of the peace keeper

creature - human cleric
0/2

When a creature enters the battlefield choose one:
- target opponent loses one life.
- you gain one life.

Flavor text:
He knows what to do when a friend or foe appears.
To use his spikes or not, That for him to know and for friend
and foe to find out.

Deze kaart heb ik een tijdje geleden aan een vriend gegeven voor zijn verjaardag: Optimus Prime.

linkje is slecht

Bump in the air enchantement
whenever a spell is cast , target permament is return to target player ,put a bump marker on a creature

"we invented flight'


Bump in the clouds enchantement
remove a bump marker from a creature, that creature is unblockable until end of turn
, put a bump marker on another target creature you own

'we got liftoff'

Ashes of Bumpiness enchantement
remove a bump marker from a creature, do damage equal to the power to another player

'It fell from the sky, it was not a meteorite, it was... a planeswalker'

Bump in the cellar enchantement
remove a bump marker from a creature, all your exiled creatures are put into play, have haste, sacrifice them it at end of turn, if you sacrifice more then 5, sacrifice another enchantement with a bump marker on it

'i bump my head against a wall, en suddenly i saw stars'

Knights of the Bumps
protection from black
2/2
remove a bumpmarker to give this creature +2/+2 and flying

'he look mummy withou hands'

Black knight of the Bumps
protection from white
2/2
remove a bumpmarker to give this creature intimitade for the end of turn

Peasants of the bumps soldier
1/1
,remove a bumpmarker , target soldier gains flying

'give me a hand soldier'

Goblins of the bumpy ride creature
0/1
haste, flying
goblins of the bumpy ride gains +1/+1 for each bumpmarker on another creature

'waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah'

secpter of the land of the bumps artifact
, remove a bump marker to give target creature lifelink
, remove a bump marker to give target creature flying
, remove a bump marker : choose a target at your side, choose a target at the opponent side, fight eachother
, remove a bump marker: target player sacrifice a card, if not he discard a card
, remove a bump market, you gain x life for amount of bumpmarkers on target creature

'i am king of land of the bumps'

Waste not, want not
enchant world
Whenever a non-token card is exiled or put into a graveyard, its owner may put it on the bottom of his or her library.

Fyndhorn's Hope

Legendary Creature - Elf Mercenary

All creatures able to block Fyndhorn's hope do so.

: Regenerate Fyndhorn's Hope. Target creature gains +3/+3 until end of turn.

: Regenerate Fyndhorn's Hope. Target player discards a card at random from his or her hand.

Leave it to me.

1/1

Ik zie echt veel kaarten die echt niet zouden werken, maar leuk om jullie creativiteit te zien

Ashnod's Ultimate Creation
Artifact
You may choose not to untap Ashnod's Ultimate Creation during your untap step.
, , sacrifice a creature, sacrifice Ashnod's Ultimate Creation: Add to your mana pool, target creature you control gets +2/-2 for as long as Ashnod's Ultimate Creation remains tapped, target player gets you target drink and that player looks at the top three cards of his or her library, puts one of them back on top of his or her library, then exiles the rest and put a +1/+1 counter on target nonartifact creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

The Brothers' War scarred the land, but Ashnod left her mark in the bloodlines of those she tortured. She found few willing to trade their humanity for the power she offered and few remember that Ashnod's defilement of Terisiare's resources outstripped even that of her peers. This invention shows why she was feared by her troops as well as her foes. On the other hand, it was quite a sale: Limited time offer. Void where prohibited. Limit one per purchase. Valid only in participating duels. This coupon is nontransferable and invalid if shattered, crumbled, detonated, pillaged, or otherwise disenchanted. Cash value less than 1/20 of a cent. Offer not valid in Quebec, Rhode Island, or where prohibited by law or the DCI.

Ok, niets origineels aan, maar toch wel grappig

@Magnus: Schitterend!! Ben ook wel benieuwd naar de flavortext die daaronder hoort

dan moeten we denken om onze eigen kaarten te 'erraten'
als ze onspeelbaar zijn

@Magnus;

Als je betaald en Ashnod dan moet je hem saccen hoe krijg je de ability



dan voor elkaar???

En



Als je hem met zijn eigen ability tapt ben je em kwijt

ja hij werkt ook niet

Ja ja, dat weet ik Ik heb gewoon alle Ashnod kaarten op een hoop geveegd

Ik zal er zo nog even flavor aan toevoegen

Bojangling Fieldmys
Creature - Mouse
: Regenerate target creature that was exiled last turn. You may use this ability from exile.
1 / 1
Aww that is such a cute little mouse! I can't believe it does tricks and stuff? What's it called?

Littermouse
Creature - Mouse
, tap another creature named Littermouse: put a 1/1 green Mouse creature token named Littermouse into play.
1 / 1
I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by two little mice.

Mizer
Creature - Mouse
2: If Mizer and another Mouse creature you control are not equipped, you may equip Mizer with target equipment.
1 / 1
It's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

Podium Mouse
Creature - Mouse
If a Mouse creature leaves play, put a +1/+1 counter on Podium Mouse.
1 / 1
Today, if you invent a better mousetrap, they come along with a better mouse.

Roar of the Mice
Sorcery
Until end of turn, Mouse creatures you control are white Lion creatures with doublestrike instead, and gain +1/+1.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is not the end of the world. However, something like this might easily happen, and we thought we should put you in the proper mood.