Roll a six-sided die for Strategy, Schmategy. On a 1, Strategy, Schmategy has no effect. Otherwise, it has one of the following effects.
2 - Destroy all artifacts.
3 - Destroy all lands.
4 - Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and player.
5 - Each player discards his or her hand and draws seven cards.
6 - Roll the die two more times.